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My Boss:
i didn't make any changes to your (name redacted) memo - barely read the beginning and sent off to Jim
Me:erm, dude you said you were going to revise it...please tell me this is a joke
Boss: no, why?
Me: oh, something about purging the (name redacted) executive staff
and starting anew...i dont need this on my semi day off
Boss: what? holy shit!
Long, awkard silence (during which I start looking for a new job on mediabistro)
Boss:you've been punked
aiight bro...have a great weekend
3 comments:
This guy sounds awesome. I bet he monlights as a Shirpa on the weekends for rich British explorers. I bet you guffaw mockingly when girls attempt to associate with you romantically so you deserved it.
he moonlights as a sherpa for aristocrat myles, when myles isn't busy busking in belgravia or prank calling margaret thatcher.
btw im totally nice so shush :)
I bet your "Boss" was the inspiration behind Apple's logo after actually biting Steve Job's arm off while, at the same time, peeling a Macintosh apple.
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